Wonderful and Sad D C I wish the telephone had not been invented G Because I keep picking up to say D Stupid things to you C The rain has stopped for now G But I know it's not ended D No sense in trying C I cannot be protected D No sense in worrying C I can't be protected D No sense in trying C Yeah G D Wonderful and sad C How can you be so? G D Wonderful and sad C I wish that happiness could just be pretended G The closest thing to that D Is a bottle of whiskey dear C I'd write a letter home G But I don't know where to send it No sense in trying I cannot be protected No sense in worrying I can't be protected No sense in trying I can't be protected Yeah Wonderful and sad How can you be so? Wonderful and sad No sense in trying I cannot be protected No sense in worrying I can't be protected No sense in trying Yeah Wonderful and sad How can you be so? Wonderful Wonderful and sad How can you be so Wonderful? A D Wonderful and sad E How can you be so? A D Wonderful A D Wonderful and sad E How can you be so? A D Wonderful